Really, Really, Really
This is another really, really, really important message extraordinarily related to the one below.
If you are a man or have someone in your house of that gender, you/he/they will be very, very, very sorry if you/he/they miss the men's retreat on February 24/25.
I know pastors are expected to make excuses for people who miss really, really, really important-fixed-in-time-kairos-moment-not-to-be-repeated serendipities of the Spirit.
I'm, uh, not like those...
I have this compelling need to tell the...
Well, and you may want to listen to (815) 544-3535 before continuing, I am convinced our family of faith at First Presbyterian Church will not be the same after 2/24-25. I'm very, very, very, really, really, really serious.
For more on the retreat, go to www.belvpresbyterian.org.
Getting back to the call to attend, what happens on 2/24-25 will be announced/celebrated/convicted during worship as early as 2/26; and, go back to the third sentence of this script, if you/he/they miss it, Scott's counseling load and my counseling load for "regrets" will be increased exponentially. Guaranteed!
As a matter of soon-to-be-revealed fact, I would invite any man - member or not - to the weekend before it's too...
Again, the message of (815) 544-3535 will be an incarnational wailing for those who miss...
Don't miss it!
Seriously, seriously, seriously.
Please accept this as a warning as well as invitation from your friend as well as undershepherd.
Blessings and Love!
P.S. Don't cheat yourself/him/them! Love compels this invitation/warning. What happens in worship soon after 2/24-25 will be wrenchingly uncomfortable for those who miss...
Women! Make sure your man/men are there! You will be glad you did! I'm really, really, really serious about this!!!