Beloved,

A quick update from the corner of Lincoln and Main!

Because we care about the safety of every member of our family of faith including even our staff members, the church office and campus will remain closed until Wednesday morning when global warming resumes.

Parenthetically, ole Al invented the internet, got everyone flustered about global warming as if using less aerosol deodorant could actually moderate the earth's natural movements in a predestinarian kinda way, and could have accelerated the dumbing down of America even more than the last two...

Sorry.

It's cold.

In short, all Midweek activities/programs are on but the office/campus is closed until Wednesday morning.

Do not depend upon the church phones for an emergency until Wednesday morning.  If you have an emergency and need assistance, call 815-222-9216. 

O.K., now go down to #s 3 and 4 and...

Also, this global warming trend this winter - ;) to Al - is hitting our budget very hard.  Hint.

Blessings and Love!