Beloved,
A quick update from the
corner of Lincoln and Main!
Because we care about
the safety of every member of our family of faith including even our staff
members, the church office and campus will remain closed until Wednesday
morning when global warming resumes.
Parenthetically, ole Al
invented the internet, got everyone flustered about global warming as if using
less aerosol deodorant could actually moderate the earth's natural movements in
a predestinarian kinda way, and could have accelerated the dumbing down of
America even more than the last two...
Sorry.
It's cold.
In short, all Midweek
activities/programs are on but the office/campus is closed until Wednesday
morning.
Do not depend upon the
church phones for an emergency until Wednesday morning. If you have an
emergency and need assistance, call 815-222-9216.
O.K., now go down to #s
3 and 4 and...
Also, this global
warming trend this winter - ;) to Al - is hitting our budget very hard.
Hint.
Blessings and Love!
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